Scientists Excited Over Rare Find

11-17-99
Scientists Excited Over Rare, Historical Find Friendswood, Texas (AP, UPI)
Scientists from around the world are rushing to the small, tight knit community of
Friendswood to examine what appears to be a 5,000 year old bottle, thought to be from
Persia. Painstaking preliminary inspections by noted anthropologists, geologists, and
scholars have revealed astonishing information.
Sanskrit writing, if accurately translated, states " The bottle will always belong
to the person holding it and, a genie is alive and well inside."
The bottle was discovered floating in the Houston Ship Channel by a group known only as
the "QuesTeam", while picking up litter for Texas Beach Weekend. Preliminary
plans include thorough cleaning, inspection, and developing a plan to further interpret
the writings to determine how to get the genie out.


