CEO Hounded for Latest on Genie
02-13-00
CEO Hounded by Swarms of Hundreds for Latest News on Genie. Friendswood, Texas (AP, UPI)
As day 54 dawns over QuesTeam Headquarters, police officers
direct a steady stream of traffic from reporters, celebrity seekers, and the just plain
curious, all eager to learn the latest about the "Genie in the Bottle".
The bottle, found floating in the ship channel by the QuesTeam,
was initially thought to be a relic from the 60's culture called a Bong. After cleaning
years of accumulated silt and dirt, etchings showing people, animals and birds, along with
hundreds of lines of ancient writings and symbols, were revealed. This prompted
consultations with experts from around the world, eager to touch, study and investigate
this incredible vessel.
Experts now consider this to be the most important discovery of
all mankind. If the partially deciphered ancient etchings prove correct, the 3 foot tall,
oddly shaped bottle contains pure magic, a force of the universe not yet harnessed and
exploited by mankind.
The implications of the ultimate power of "Pure Magic"
has sent scientists of all disciplines, scholars, presidential wanabees, heads of state,
multi-billionaires, aging rockstars and even harried carpool moms scrambling frantically
to secure the bottle for themselves.
As further details develop, we'll keep you informed.
